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Recognizing Perfection Multipack

Recognizing Perfection Multipack

Regular price $8.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $8.00 USD
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The Recognizing Perfection multipack contains 8 woven labels:

4 say 'BEHOLD! My superb crotch';

4 say 'BEHOLD! My excellent armpits'.

Both sets of labels are single sided.


This label celebrates both craftmanship and the human form. You're art wearing art, baby, and don't you forget it. 


Label colours are as follows:

SUPERB CROTCH: Pantone 7436 C, Pantone 178 C. 
EXCELLENT ARMPITS: Pantone 373 C, Pantone 7739 C. 


Now with added seam allowance!

Pack Contents

Each pack contains SIX LABELS.

Labels have a centre fold.

Labels measure 1" x 1 1/4" folded and 1” x 2 1/2" unfolded.

Labels have a seam allowance of about 1/4 inches and are meant to be sewn into a seam or a facing, but you are welcome to do whatever you want. I'm not your real dad.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping is charged as a flat rate, as our labels typically fall under the minimum chargeable weight for an international parcel. Yes, parcel. We ship by NZPost and NZPost will absolutely not send anything that is not paper in an international letter, so parcel it is. I'm sorry my country is that way, but please remember that we also gave you the pavlova and Taika Waititi.

Shipping within New Zealand is free.

Shipping to Australia is a flat rate of $10 NZD.

Shipping to anywhere else is a flat rate of $25 NZD.

Shipping is FREE to anywhere on orders of over $80 NZD.

Sadly we are currently NOT shipping to Germany due to a change in import laws and I am not ready to become a criminal. 

All items are posted as DDU (Delivery Duty Unpaid). Customs and duties on international shipments are the responsibility of the customer.

All orders will be sent as tracked post if possible. Orders get posted on Tuesdays or Fridays. I will do my best, but please remember that (1) I am just a regular schmuck and I do this job in the evenings after I come home from my real, full-time job, and (2) once your parcel enters the loving embrace of the New Zealand postal service it is no longer under my control.

Please get in touch if you need a hand with a delayed order and I will do my best to help. 

Countries of Origin

Made in the Netherlands, designed and packaged in New Zealand. Designs are sometimes looked at critically by a Malaysian living in Melbourne.

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