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Getting Physical Multipack

Getting Physical Multipack

Regular price $8.00 USD
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The Getting Physical multipack contains 8 woven labels:

3 are single-sided and say ‘feelin’ itchy’;

3 are double sided and say ‘smells ok’ on the front and have an abstract geometric design on the back;

2 are double sided and say 'always sweaty' on the front, in two different colours and designs.

This multipack celebrates the confusingly designed meat-based vehicle that we use to transport our consciousness from one arbitrarily selected spot to another, and sometimes wrap in nice fabrics like one would wrap a sausage in grease paper.

Bodies are weird! Why do they ooze? Why are some parts wet and other parts flaky? Who knows?


Label colours are as follows:

SMELLS OK: Label front is Pantone 374 C (background) with 804 C text. Label back features a Pantone 178 C circle and a 630 C blob on a white grid.

FEELIN’ ITCHY: Pantone 305 C background with Pantone 231 C text.

ALWAYS SWEATY (GREEN): Pantone 3405 C drip on Pantone 353 C background. Text is 12-0804 TPX with Pantone 647 C shadow. The drops on the back are the same colour as the text. 

ALWAYS SWEATY (PINK): Pantone 250 C background. Text is Pantone 304 C with 231 C shadow. The drops on the back are Pantone 305 C.

Pack Contents

Each pack contains EIGHT LABELS.

Labels have a centre fold.

Labels measure 1" x 1 1/8" folded and 1” x 2 1/4” unfolded.

Labels have a seam allowance of about 1/4 inches and are meant to be sewn into a seam or a facing, but you are welcome to do whatever you want. I'm not your real dad.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping is charged as a flat rate, as our labels typically fall under the minimum chargeable weight for an international parcel. Yes, parcel. We ship by NZPost and NZPost will absolutely not send anything that is not paper in an international letter, so parcel it is. I'm sorry my country is that way, but please remember that we also gave you the pavlova and Taika Waititi.

Shipping within New Zealand is free.

Shipping to Australia is a flat rate of $10 NZD.

Shipping to anywhere else is a flat rate of $25 NZD.

Shipping is FREE to anywhere on orders of over $80 NZD.

Sadly we are currently NOT shipping to Germany due to a change in import laws and I am not ready to become a criminal. 

All items are posted as DDU (Delivery Duty Unpaid). Customs and duties on international shipments are the responsibility of the customer.

All orders will be sent as tracked post if possible. Orders get posted on Tuesdays or Fridays. I will do my best, but please remember that (1) I am just a regular schmuck and I do this job in the evenings after I come home from my real, full-time job, and (2) once your parcel enters the loving embrace of the New Zealand postal service it is no longer under my control.

Please get in touch if you need a hand with a delayed order and I will do my best to help. 

Countries of Origin

Made in the Netherlands, designed and packaged in New Zealand. Designs are sometimes looked at critically by a Malaysian living in Melbourne.

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