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Remember the "Warnings" multipack?

It's on the way.

We had a little hiccup with the supplier so if you're hankering for things that say 'inefficient flotation device' or 'may invite the scorn of teens' then hang tight, cowboy. Cowperson. We're getting it to you.

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The Prosperity Multipack

The void comes for us all, one by one.

Labels are subject to the unstoppable ravages of time and will one day crumble into dust.

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It's you. You deserve it, you glorious shining star.